"Mom, are you normal? Daddy will be here soon, and all you want to do is fuck."

Doesn't nag her husband for no reason, because she's busy with other people's dicks

If my husband wakes up, he'll be amazed at how deep I can swallow my dick

What is this guy doing that he can't hear his beloved being fucked next to him?

I forgot about my lover in the closet and I'm jerking off... Come out, I need my dick!

You haven't had sex in six months, and your friend's girlfriend gives it to you

My husband paid for the pizza, but I should thank the courier, so I did